A blonde sees a posting on a bulletin board that says, “Cruise — Only $5.”
She goes to the address on the back and hands the receptionist $5. The receptionist nods to a burly man reading a newspaper. He walks over to the blonde and knocks her unconscious.
The blonde wakes up tied to a log floating down river. To her right, she sees one of her blonde friends. “Do you think they’re going to serve food on this trip?” she asks.
The other blonde replies, “They didn’t last year.”
A joke a day keeps the gloom away.
Laughter is the antidote to most of life’s miseries.
Here’s a plethora of ridiculousness tied in a bundle of common sense to tickle your funny bones. Jokes to tell family, jokes to share with your friends or jokes to read all by yourself to feel better.
If you are looking for a book that makes you fall on the floor laughing – well you just found it.
→ Disclaimer: May contain non-universally understood sense of humor. ←
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